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Really love him? Wake up with a blowjob

Really love him? Wake up with a blowjob  Actual Advice Mallard

Have a important essay? Use the Speak function on Microsoft word, it makes grammar mistakes stand out more

Have a important essay? Use the Speak function on Microsoft word, it makes grammar mistakes stand out more  Actual Advice Mallard

Never look down on someone on your way up You may have to look up to them on your way down

Never look down on someone on your way up You may have to look up to them on your way down  Actual Advice Mallard

Pen is Goose ant over Gina.

Pen is Goose ant over Gina.  Actual Advice Mallard

Be nice to receptionists and secretaries

Be nice to receptionists and secretaries   Actual Advice Mallard

If your professor allows you to revise that paper you got a b on revise that paper

If your professor allows you to revise that paper you got a b on revise that paper  Actual Advice Mallard

Tired of spending so much money on printer ink? Costco will refill your cartridges for under $10

Tired of spending so much money on printer ink? Costco will refill your cartridges for under $10  Actual Advice Mallard

Set up electronic bill pay through your bank Automatically pay at least the minimum payment on your credit cards every month, you will never get late fees because you forgot to pay

Set up electronic bill pay through your bank Automatically pay at least the minimum payment on your credit cards every month, you will never get late fees because you forgot to pay  Actual Advice Mallard

Dont make out with your partner while hanging out with your friends It might make them feel uncomfortable and outcasted

Dont make out with your partner while hanging out with your friends It might make them feel uncomfortable and outcasted  Actual Advice Mallard

Only animal here that actually gives advice

Only animal here that actually gives advice  Actual Advice Mallard
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