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Looking for a job? Put down the Reddit, dress like a boss, go outside, and find it.

Looking for a job? Put down the Reddit, dress like a boss, go outside, and find it.  Actual Advice Mallard

Want Karma? Browse /r/LifeProTips, take a good post, and then repost it on this meme.

Want Karma? Browse /r/LifeProTips, take a good post, and then repost it on this meme.  Actual Advice Mallard

Call an Applebee's And Ask For Grapes

Call an Applebee's  And Ask For Grapes  Actual Advice Mallard

If you ever suspect someone's following your car ask yourself why anyone would be following you and carry on

If you ever suspect someone's following your car ask yourself why anyone would be following you and carry on  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't love someone Don't tell them you love them.

If you don't love someone Don't tell them you love them.  Actual Advice Mallard

Change your pillow case every night the oil from your face and hair from the night before is going to cause acne

Change your pillow case every night the oil from your face and hair from the night before is going to cause acne  Actual Advice Mallard

Never trade experiences For material items

Never trade experiences For material items  Actual Advice Mallard

when you take a dump spread your cheeks so that the seat holds them apart as you go. This prevents extra clean-up.

when you take a dump spread your cheeks so that the seat holds them apart as you go. This prevents extra clean-up.   Actual Advice Mallard

If the inside of your windows frost up in the winter Run the a/c to remove excess moisture from the interior of the vehicle

If the inside of your windows frost up in the winter Run the a/c to remove excess moisture from the interior of the vehicle   Actual Advice Mallard

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