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Go to the gym in the morning Its empty and you feel good the rest of the day

Go to the gym in the morning Its empty and you feel good the rest of the day  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to make it to the front page for the first time Just nearly cut your finger off and show Reddit.

If you want to make it to the front page for the first time Just nearly cut your finger off and show Reddit.  Actual Advice Mallard

hanging out with a girl you think likes you and wanna make a move? if she wants to kiss you, she will look at your lips alot. if she does. make your move and you have the girl!

hanging out with a girl you think likes you and wanna make a move?  if she wants to kiss you, she will look at your lips alot. if she does. make your move and you have the girl!   Actual Advice Mallard

IF SOMEONE OFFERS YOU A FOOD YOU DON'T LIKE AND DON'T WANT TO BE RUDE JUST SAY YOU'RE ALLERGIC

IF SOMEONE OFFERS YOU A FOOD YOU DON'T LIKE AND DON'T WANT TO BE RUDE JUST SAY YOU'RE ALLERGIC  Actual Advice Mallard

When browsing reddit dont go on /r/spacedicks

When browsing reddit dont go on /r/spacedicks   Actual Advice Mallard

Password lock computer Delete Browser history

Password lock computer Delete Browser history   Actual Advice Mallard

If you can't be with the one you love love the one you're with

If you can't be with the 
one you love love the one you're with  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're doing something that you'll make a confession bear about Don't do it

If you're doing something that you'll make a confession bear about Don't do it  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're planning a mass shooting don't

if you're planning a mass shooting don't  Actual Advice Mallard

Super bad cuticles and wicked hangnails in winter? Smear some of that Carmex for your lips, on your fingertips.

Super bad cuticles and wicked hangnails in winter? Smear some of that Carmex for your lips, on your fingertips.   Actual Advice Mallard
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