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Nose bleed? cup your hands and snort some cold water

Nose bleed? cup your hands and snort some cold water Actual Advice Mallard
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Major in something that will get you a job Don't minor in shit and go have a good time

Major in something that will get you a job Don't minor in shit and go have a good time Actual Advice Mallard
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Getting boners when around hot girls? Masturbate before going to them

Getting boners when around hot girls? Masturbate before going to them Actual Advice Mallard
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After taking a shower, brush off water from your skin with your hands first it will leave less water for your towel to remove and it will dry quicker

After taking a shower, brush off water from your skin with your hands first it will leave less water for your towel to remove and it will dry quicker Actual Advice Mallard
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want to stop yawning? touch your tongue and stop immediatly

want to stop yawning? touch your tongue and stop immediatly Actual Advice Mallard
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Europeans: Beware Wearing Black Socks With Shorts IN The U.S. Even though you're in a different country, you still look like an idiot.

Europeans: Beware Wearing Black Socks With Shorts IN The U.S. Even though you're in a different country, you still look like an idiot. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are around a pool and someone asks to borrow your phone don't let them, they are planning on throwing you into the pool

If you are around a pool and someone asks to borrow your phone don't let them, they are planning on throwing you into the pool Actual Advice Mallard
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If you love someone you probably won't want to fuck anyone else

If you love someone you probably won't want to fuck anyone else Actual Advice Mallard
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When brewing a cup of tea rather than just leave the bag in the cup Dip the bag in and out of the boiled water, it brews quicker and tastes better as the tea in the bag is evenly brewed

When brewing a cup of tea rather than just leave the bag in the cup Dip the bag in and out of the boiled water, it brews quicker and tastes better as the tea in the bag is evenly brewed Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are nice to me and make it a pleasant experience I will most likely discount the hell out of something

If you are nice to me and make it a pleasant experience I will most likely discount the hell out of something Actual Advice Mallard
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