Actual Advice Mallard

If you have bad eating habits eat naked in front of a mirror

If you have bad eating habits eat naked in front of a mirror  Actual Advice Mallard

Respect the office of President You don't need to respect the person in that office

Respect the office of President You don't need to respect the person in that office  Actual Advice Mallard

If you ever meet a genie, wish for no rules to ever apply to you then wish for infinite wishes

If you ever meet a genie, wish for no rules to ever apply to you then wish for infinite wishes  Actual Advice Mallard

sometimes you gotta become an asshole, ignore her, be short with her and flirt with other girls right in front of her... and watch her want you more than ever before.

sometimes you gotta become an asshole, ignore her, be short with her and flirt with other girls right in front of her... and watch her want you more than ever before.   Actual Advice Mallard

Completely dry off your razor with a cloth after shaving Water is what damages and wears out the blade

Completely dry off your razor with a cloth after shaving Water is what damages and wears out the blade  Actual Advice Mallard

Use this meme to give people interesting advice they wouldn't hear elsehwere Not relationship advice

Use this meme to give people interesting advice they wouldn't hear elsehwere Not relationship advice  Actual Advice Mallard

Having trouble getting your work done? write down a list of five tasks to do each evening, and let a friend know what they are. the physical reward of checking things off and the mental duty to your friend will force you into action.

Having trouble getting your work done? write down a list of five tasks to do each evening, and let a friend know what they are. the physical reward of checking things off  and the mental duty to your friend will force you into action.   Actual Advice Mallard

When Giving actual advice make sure its advice people actually need

When Giving actual advice  make sure its advice people actually need  Actual Advice Mallard

If you need advice. Don't ask a duck.

If you need advice. Don't ask a duck.  Actual Advice Mallard

if you are colorblind play it safe...don't take advice from any mallard

if you are colorblind play it safe...don't take advice from any mallard  Actual Advice Mallard
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