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Dont shop at walgreens even with the rewards card the prices are a complete ripoff

Dont shop at walgreens even with the rewards card the prices are a complete ripoff  Actual Advice Mallard

Spray your salads or veggies with a little lemon water The acidity will help keep the food from turning brown around the edges

Spray your salads or veggies with a little lemon water The acidity will help keep the food from turning brown around the edges  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't hang out with penguins Most of them are socially awkward

Don't hang out with penguins Most of them are socially awkward  Actual Advice Mallard

If you meet a girl that says her family is crazy She is too

If you meet a girl that says her family is crazy She is too  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to quit biting your nails Start chewing gum

If you want to quit biting your nails Start chewing gum  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're with someone, stop clinging to old crushes. If you can't, then stop leading yourself and your SO on, end it.

If you're with someone, stop clinging to old crushes. If you can't, then stop leading yourself and your SO on, end it.   Actual Advice Mallard

If you get a headache after several cups of coffee Drink water. You are dehydrated

If you get a headache after several cups of coffee Drink water.
You are dehydrated  Actual Advice Mallard

Just use one paper towel if you actually try you don't need to waste three towels just to dry your barely wet hands.

Just use one paper towel if you actually try you don't need to waste three towels just to dry your barely wet hands.  Actual Advice Mallard

If she takes it, awesome! now you have something to talk about. if she doesn't, fuck it. It's water. it didn't cost you anything.

If she takes it, awesome! now you have something to talk about. if she doesn't, fuck it. It's water. it didn't cost you anything.   Actual Advice Mallard

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Quack  quack quack quack  Actual Advice Mallard
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