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Don't know what to get your girlfriend for Valentine's day? ask her

Don't know what to get your girlfriend for Valentine's day? ask her Actual Advice Mallard
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Can't sleep? rub one out

Can't sleep? rub one out Actual Advice Mallard
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Just because you can raise a pet doesn't mean you can raise a child

Just because you can raise a pet doesn't mean you can raise a child Actual Advice Mallard
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During a night of heavy drinking, have a glass of water every so often. The hangover will be less severe because of the hydration.

During a night of heavy drinking, have a glass of water every so often. The hangover will be less severe because of the hydration. Actual Advice Mallard
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Worried about drunk dialing someone? Delete the last digit of their number in your phone. You'll likely forget when drunk and your call/text will go to nobody.

Worried about drunk dialing someone? Delete the last digit of their number in your phone. You'll likely forget when drunk and your call/text will go to nobody. Actual Advice Mallard
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We are people just like you so treat us with respect. we're your servers not your bitch.

We are people just like you so treat us with respect. we're your servers not your bitch. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are driving in the left lane and getting passed on the right... MOVE THE FUCK OVER! The left lane is the passing lane, you're in the way.

If you are driving in the left lane and getting passed on the right... MOVE THE FUCK OVER! The left lane is the passing lane, you're in the way. Actual Advice Mallard
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MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS TELL THEM WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY

MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS TELL THEM WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY Actual Advice Mallard
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Get off your ass Surprise her at work with flowers.

Get off your ass Surprise her at work with flowers. Actual Advice Mallard
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When correcting your mistakes in an essay go from bottom to top, that way the mistakes are in the same place on the corrected version as they are in your document.

When correcting your mistakes in an essay go from bottom to top, that way the mistakes are in the same place on the corrected version as they are in your document. Actual Advice Mallard
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