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if pedestrians keep interrupting traffic at the same place request a stoplight to your local transit authority. you might save a life.

if pedestrians keep interrupting traffic at the same place request a stoplight to your local transit authority. you might save a life. Actual Advice Mallard
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When posting a Wikipedia Article use the desktop version If the person is browsing from a mobile device it will thake them to the mobile site, and will not be annoying for computer users.

When posting a Wikipedia Article use the desktop version If the person is browsing from a mobile device it will thake them to the mobile site, and will not be annoying for computer users. Actual Advice Mallard
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Never Say "I Told you so"

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memorize your drivers license number if you get pulled over without your license and can remember it, you wont get a ticket

memorize your drivers license number if you get pulled over without your license and can remember it, you wont get a ticket Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're running a school for wizards don't put all the bad people in one house - it'll just reinforce antiscoial behaviour

If you're running a school for wizards don't put all the bad people in one house - it'll just reinforce antiscoial behaviour Actual Advice Mallard
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Buy a fire extinguisher By the time you need it, it's too late

Buy a fire extinguisher By the time you need it, it's too late Actual Advice Mallard
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When depositing cash use a teller, not an ATM

When depositing cash use a teller, not an ATM Actual Advice Mallard
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Ask your Crush for dating advice then use it on them

Ask your Crush for dating advice then use it on them Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want people to listen to your evil ideas. Dye your feathers green.

If you want people to listen to your evil ideas. Dye your feathers green. Actual Advice Mallard
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When unable to find something at Homedepot find the oldest white guy in the store and ask him

When unable to find something at Homedepot find the oldest white guy in the store and ask him Actual Advice Mallard
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