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If a woman has no female friends and drinks everyday She is probably going to cheat on you

If a woman has no female friends and drinks everyday She is probably going to cheat on you Actual Advice Mallard
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If your dick smells before you go on a date Don't use cologne, clean it

If your dick smells before you go on a date Don't use cologne, clean it Actual Advice Mallard
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if you are going out to drink/party in hopes of hooking up with someone clean your apartment/room before going out

if you are going out to drink/party in hopes of hooking up with someone clean your apartment/room before going out Actual Advice Mallard
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if you are about to get a bj take off your pants

if you are about to get a bj take off your pants Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're afraid you'll forget something, put your wedding ring on the other hand Later you'll look down and remember what you were supposed to remember

If you're afraid you'll forget something, put your wedding ring on the other hand Later you'll look down and remember what you were supposed to remember Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't judge teenagers just because their advice doesn't adhere to your lifestyle as an adult

Don't judge teenagers just because their advice doesn't adhere to your lifestyle as an adult Actual Advice Mallard
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Learn to switch your hips If someone is on top of you trying to beat you up, you can use this skill to flip him under you

Learn to switch your hips If someone is on top of you trying to beat you up, you can use this skill to flip him under you Actual Advice Mallard
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Wearing sunglasses at night doesn't make you look any cooler It only makes you look like an idiot and people will assume you have self-esteem issues

Wearing sunglasses at night doesn't make you look any cooler It only makes you look like an idiot and people will assume you have self-esteem issues Actual Advice Mallard
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turn off your brights now

turn off your brights now Actual Advice Mallard
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You cannot do a kindness too soon For you never know how soon it will be too late

You cannot do a kindness too soon For you never know how soon it will be too late Actual Advice Mallard
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