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Always be sure your sunglasses actually hide the direction of your leering gaze from others

Always be sure your sunglasses actually hide the direction of your leering gaze from others Actual Advice Mallard
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don't eat tic tacs in front of your friends or you'll end up giving all of them away

don't eat tic tacs in front of your friends or you'll end up giving all of them away Actual Advice Mallard
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If you go for a lunch date You're not getting laid

If you go for a lunch date You're not getting laid Actual Advice Mallard
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Guys: paint your fingernails for more karma if your face isn't in the pic Reddit loves girls

Guys: paint your fingernails for more karma if your face isn't in the pic Reddit loves girls Actual Advice Mallard
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If the delivery driver knows you tip well He'll tell the other drivers and you'll always get your pizza early.

If the delivery driver knows you tip well He'll tell the other drivers and you'll always get your pizza early. Actual Advice Mallard
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Before you booty call that girl you know you shouldn't Masturbate.

Before you booty call that girl you know you shouldn't Masturbate. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you ever travel back in time, don't step on anything Because even the slightest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine

If you ever travel back in time, don't step on anything Because even the slightest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to ask a girl out, man up and don't do it over text

If you want to ask a girl out, man up and don't do it over text Actual Advice Mallard
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if you have a boner while kissing your girl let her know she's turning you on

if you have a boner while kissing your girl let her know she's turning you on Actual Advice Mallard
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Keep a throwaway cell phone in your glove compartment with a car charger. Even without a cellular plan you are still able to dial 911 in an emergency.

Keep a throwaway cell phone in your glove compartment with a car charger. Even without a cellular plan you are still able to dial 911 in an emergency. Actual Advice Mallard
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