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Be sure that you wear a belt, if you don't have loops, don't say i didn't warn you

Be sure that you wear a belt, if you don't have loops, don't say i didn't warn you Actual Advice Mallard
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Do what YOU want with your life And have the courage to affirm it

Do what YOU want with your life And have the courage to affirm it Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're going to tape bills for a service on telephone poles, rip a few of the contact info tabs off first It makes people much more likely to take one

If you're going to tape bills for a service on telephone poles, rip a few of the contact info tabs off first It makes people much more likely to take one Actual Advice Mallard
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take your lady to a nice place it increases the chance of you getting laid

take your lady to a nice place it increases the chance of you getting laid Actual Advice Mallard
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Want healthier food, but don't want to pay Whole food's or Sprout's prices? Fine a nearby natural grocers. They only sell organic and offer healthier alternatives for the boxed and canned foods that come with high fructote corn syrup, etc.

Want healthier food, but don't want to pay Whole food's or Sprout's prices? Fine a nearby natural grocers. They only sell organic and offer healthier alternatives for the boxed and canned foods that come with high fructote corn syrup, etc. Actual Advice Mallard
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if a duck is about to attack someone, shout "duck" the person will know to dodge something and the duck will look to see who is shouting its name

if a duck is about to attack someone, shout
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Found a keeper because she didn't need a present for her birthday close to your marriage? Get her one anyway, it will convince her you're a keeper as well.

Found a keeper because she didn't need a present for her birthday close to your marriage? Get her one anyway, it will convince her you're a keeper as well. Actual Advice Mallard
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Wear your seat belt It can save your life

Wear your seat belt It can save your life Actual Advice Mallard
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hang a whole outfit on one coat hanger saves time and closet space

hang a whole outfit on one coat hanger saves time and closet space Actual Advice Mallard
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Accidentally closed a tab and want it reopened? Press ctrl+shift+t

Accidentally closed a tab and want it reopened? Press ctrl+shift+t Actual Advice Mallard
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