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Can't give good massages? Back scratch

Can't give good massages? Back scratch Actual Advice Mallard
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if you want someone to suck your dick more than once eat more pineapple. it makes your cum taste better.

if you want someone to suck your dick more than once eat more pineapple. it makes your cum taste better. Actual Advice Mallard
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there's one thing I know for sure: I'm a sanctimonious prick

there's one thing I know for sure: I'm a sanctimonious prick Actual Advice Mallard
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If you really want to clear your stuffed nose hold one nostral closed and pull the opposite cheekbone as far out as you can, and blow

If you really want to clear your stuffed nose hold one nostral closed and pull the opposite cheekbone as far out as you can, and blow Actual Advice Mallard
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Try to give good service if you're a waiter or waitress even if you don't get the best tips, your employers will see you are working hard

Try to give good service if you're a waiter or waitress even if you don't get the best tips, your employers will see you are working hard Actual Advice Mallard
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sell your xbox/ps3 now before it's worthless

sell your xbox/ps3 now before it's worthless Actual Advice Mallard
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don't fucking mug someone

don't fucking mug someone Actual Advice Mallard
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when going to a frozen yogurt place, put stronger flavors at the bottom of the cup that way you'll appreciate them when you work your way down to them

when going to a frozen yogurt place, put stronger flavors at the bottom of the cup that way you'll appreciate them when you work your way down to them Actual Advice Mallard
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All ducks wear dog masks

All ducks wear dog masks Actual Advice Mallard
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Live with a roomate? One of you pick heads and one of you pick tails on the Papa John's contest and you will win a free pizza

Live with a roomate? One of you pick heads and one of you pick tails on the Papa John's contest and you will win a free pizza Actual Advice Mallard
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