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Always masturbate before making any decision

Always masturbate before making any decision  Actual Advice Mallard

Move out of their home That'll teach them

Move out of their home  That'll teach them  Actual Advice Mallard

you should all kill yourselves

 you should all kill yourselves  Actual Advice Mallard

I never saw a bully Who stopped before being stood up to

I never saw a bully Who stopped before being stood up to  Actual Advice Mallard

duck in real life wise man on the internet

duck in real life wise man on the internet  Actual Advice Mallard

Download new apps Before the appstore explodes at christmas

Download new apps  Before the appstore explodes at christmas  Actual Advice Mallard

If your going on a blind date dont go to a movie you have no idea who you will end up stuck with for two hours in public, and you will not be able to talk to them and get to know them.

If your going on a blind date dont go to a movie you have no idea who you will end up stuck with for two hours in public, and you will not be able to talk to them and get to know them.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't freak on on your boyfriend for masturbating Having an open dialogue about sex puts you both on the same playing field, and deepens your relationship.

Don't freak on on your boyfriend for masturbating Having an open dialogue about sex puts you both on the same playing field, and deepens your relationship.   Actual Advice Mallard

put a dry towel in with your wet laundry it will dry in half the normal time

put a dry towel in with your wet laundry it will dry in half the normal time  Actual Advice Mallard

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to delete embarrassing suggestions in browser press shift-delete  Actual Advice Mallard
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