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When picking up a prostitute, make her flash her breasts before negotiating. This way you know she's not female police officer.

When picking up a prostitute, make her flash her breasts before negotiating. This way you know she's not female police officer. Actual Advice Mallard
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Have a bad cough while trying to sleep? Apply Vicks Vapor Rub to the bottom of your feet and cover with socks. Your cough will go away.

Have a bad cough while trying to sleep? Apply Vicks Vapor Rub to the bottom of your feet and cover with socks. Your cough will go away. Actual Advice Mallard
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Can't get rid of acne? Place a fresh towel on your pillow every night

Can't get rid of acne? Place a fresh towel on your pillow every night Actual Advice Mallard
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want more reddit karma? get a cat

want more reddit karma? get a cat Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're worried your wife's cheating on you confront her

if you're worried your wife's cheating on you confront her Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are nervous about how your voice message will sound on someone's cell phone. don't hang up as soon as you leave it, if you wait 10 seconds after you've stoped talking, their messaging system will give you an option to hear it and re-record it.

If you are nervous about how your voice message will sound on someone's cell phone. don't hang up as soon as you leave it, if you wait 10 seconds after you've stoped talking, their messaging system will give you an option to hear it and re-record it. Actual Advice Mallard
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IF you have to preface something with, "I'm not trying to be racist...." It's Racist

IF you have to preface something with,
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Never let milk spoil ever

Never let milk spoil ever Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't hit your girlfriend

Don't hit your girlfriend Actual Advice Mallard
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