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If you don't want to give someone your number Politely tell them that you aren't interested. Stop the cycle of bullshit and start promoting honesty.

If you don't want to give someone your number Politely tell them that you aren't interested. Stop the cycle of bullshit and start promoting honesty. Actual Advice Mallard
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every time you start to think about how terrible your life is remember that some guys don't even have a dick

every time you start to think about how terrible your life is remember that some guys don't even have a dick Actual Advice Mallard
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Finish your shower with a five-second blast of very hot water After towelling off, you'll be completely dry much more quickly

Finish your shower with a five-second blast of very hot water After towelling off, you'll be completely dry much more quickly Actual Advice Mallard
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Read a few articles from r/technology, r/science, r/worldnews before a family gathering you'll find a lot of interesting things which could turn into potential conversation topics

Read a few articles from r/technology, r/science, r/worldnews before a family gathering you'll find a lot of interesting things which could turn into potential conversation topics Actual Advice Mallard
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Pee After you have sex

Pee After you have sex Actual Advice Mallard
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There is nothing as overrated as bad sex There is nothing as underrated as a good shit

There is nothing as overrated as bad sex There is nothing as underrated as a good shit Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're going to sneeze Sneeze into your elbow, not your hands.

If you're going to sneeze Sneeze into your elbow, not your hands. Actual Advice Mallard
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do not clap until the conductor puts down the baton

do not clap until the conductor puts down the baton Actual Advice Mallard
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if you are not happy with a subreddit post content instead of comments

if you are not happy with a subreddit post content instead of comments Actual Advice Mallard
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The things you say in hatred about others Are the things they say in hatred about themselves

The things you say in hatred about others Are the things they say in hatred about themselves Actual Advice Mallard
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