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If you really want to help a homeless person, buy them something to eat instead of giving them money This keeps them from possibly spending your money irresponsibly, and most food establishments refuse to serve the homeless anyway (even if they have money

If you really want to help a homeless person, buy them something to eat instead of giving them money This keeps them from possibly spending your money irresponsibly, and most food establishments refuse to serve the homeless anyway (even if they have money  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're planning on buying a video camera go to youtube and look up videos that were shot with it

If you're planning on buying a video camera go to youtube and look up videos that were shot with it  Actual Advice Mallard

Got a headache? Masturbate.

Got a headache? Masturbate.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're trying to turn someone onto reddit Don't show them bad joke eel or lame pun coon

If you're trying to turn someone onto reddit Don't show them bad joke eel or lame pun coon  Actual Advice Mallard

If you buy a new car, you can literally wait years to put plates on it. Cops won't bother to check sticker on window and don't want to write a ticket using the VIN number if they think the car is still unplated.

If you buy a new car, you can literally wait years to put plates on it. Cops won't bother to check sticker on window and don't want to write a ticket using the VIN number if they think the car is still unplated.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't learn how to cook to impress girls Do it because you'll be fat, limited and dependant if you don't

Don't learn how to cook to impress girls Do it because you'll be fat, limited and dependant if you don't  Actual Advice Mallard

If your child says they need to go to the doctor or hospital, Listen

If your child says they need to go to the doctor or hospital, Listen  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are going to cheat on your girlfriend break up beforehand you're obviously not happy

If you are going to cheat on your girlfriend break up beforehand
you're obviously not happy  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to stop drunk texting your ex? delete her number already

Want to stop drunk texting your ex? delete her number already  Actual Advice Mallard

only go on redtube as long as you go on reddit more often you won't get caught

only go on redtube as long as you go on reddit more often you won't get caught  Actual Advice Mallard
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