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if you expect boobs when seeing a nsfw tag go to /r/nsfw

if you expect boobs when seeing a nsfw tag go to /r/nsfw  Actual Advice Mallard

if you leave men subtle hints We'll get it, but ignore it

if you leave men subtle hints We'll get it, but ignore it  Actual Advice Mallard

You can't trust everything you read

You can't trust everything you read  Actual Advice Mallard

if you call women of all ages "young lady" you will never be wrong

if you call women of all ages

Use the last of the toilet paper in a bathroom? Put the cover down and leave the empty roll on top for the next user to see

Use the last of the toilet paper in a bathroom? Put the cover down and leave the empty roll on top for the next user to see  Actual Advice Mallard

Christmas shopping online on a shared computer? Press CTRL+SHIFT+"N" in Chrome to browse incognito

Christmas shopping online on a shared computer? Press CTRL+SHIFT+

If a girl friendzones you accept it. if she didn't fall in love with your looks and Personality in the first place, any psychological trick to get her will lead to a horrible relationship full of slowly growing hate

If a girl friendzones you accept it. if she didn't fall in love with your looks and Personality in the first place, any psychological trick to get her will lead to a horrible relationship full of slowly growing hate  Actual Advice Mallard

If you just ate at Taco Bell It's probably not a fart

If you just ate at Taco Bell It's probably not a fart  Actual Advice Mallard

Unwanted boner in class or at the office flex a muscle, preferably your thigh. blood will rush to that muscle ridding you of that boner

Unwanted boner in class or at the office flex a muscle, preferably your thigh. blood will rush to that muscle ridding you of that boner  Actual Advice Mallard

masturbate before a doctor appointment Never worry about random boners during the exam again

masturbate before a doctor appointment Never worry about random boners during the exam again  Actual Advice Mallard
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