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if you're at a bar and you see an old man sitting by himself, engage him in conversation He could be the owner and may comp your drinks because you were friendly. Worst case scenario, you made an old man feel less lonely.

if you're at a bar and you see an old man sitting by himself, engage him in conversation He could be the owner and may comp your drinks because you were friendly. Worst case scenario, you made an old man feel less lonely. Actual Advice Mallard
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DO YOU KNOW HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING? Yes. I was going a SAFE AND REASONABLE speed for conditions in accordance with the BASIC SPEED LAW (insert Statute No.)

DO YOU KNOW HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING? Yes. I was going a SAFE AND REASONABLE speed for conditions in accordance with the BASIC SPEED LAW (insert Statute No.) Actual Advice Mallard
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Browsing Reddit late at night and need to go to sleep? You're fucked

Browsing Reddit late at night and need to go to sleep? You're fucked Actual Advice Mallard
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planning on getting gta 5 haven't got a crew? make one now before the best names are taken

planning on getting gta 5 haven't got a crew? make one now before the best names are taken Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't want to wait forever at the Doctor's office? Schedule your appointment early in the morning. That way your appointment won't be backlogged.

Don't want to wait forever at the Doctor's office? Schedule your appointment early in the morning. That way your appointment won't be backlogged. Actual Advice Mallard
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Just order your damn food quickly and get out of the way.

Just order your damn food quickly and get out of the way. Actual Advice Mallard
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If there is a motorcycle behind you don't use your windshield wash.

If there is a motorcycle behind you don't use your windshield wash. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're following someone in your car and the make 3 right turns stop and go to the road you were on before the first right, they'll never suspect a thing

If you're following someone in your car and the make 3 right turns stop and go to the road you were on before the first right, they'll never suspect a thing Actual Advice Mallard
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If you happen to see the mailman on a hot day, offer them water Chances are they don't get a chance to refill during their shifts.

If you happen to see the mailman on a hot day, offer them water Chances are they don't get a chance to refill during their shifts. Actual Advice Mallard
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Keep a sweater at work in the summer When you complain about how cold the building is, the men who have to wear suits bake in the heat because you barely have any clothes on

Keep a sweater at work in the summer When you complain about how cold the building is, the men who have to wear suits bake in the heat because you barely have any clothes on Actual Advice Mallard
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