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Girlfriend thinks she's fat, but is actually skinny? wrap one arm around her entire waist later on and say nothing.

Girlfriend thinks she's fat, but is actually skinny? wrap one arm around her entire waist later on and say nothing. Actual Advice Mallard
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Awkwardly silent bathroom? Play a song on your phone. Auditory privacy and no one will complain that they had to hear a few minutes of music instead of you pooping.

Awkwardly silent bathroom? Play a song on your phone. Auditory privacy and no one will complain that they had to hear a few minutes of music instead of you pooping. Actual Advice Mallard
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Never ask a woman If she is pregnant

Never ask a woman If she is pregnant Actual Advice Mallard
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bring a deck of uno cards to parties You would be surprised how much hot drunk girls like uno

bring a deck of uno cards to parties You would be surprised how much hot drunk girls like uno Actual Advice Mallard
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I am /r/LifeProTips

I am /r/LifeProTips Actual Advice Mallard
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When you are at the Quincy CTA Station in Chicago You can climb over the railing and enter through the exit

When you are at the Quincy CTA Station in Chicago You can climb over the railing and enter through the exit Actual Advice Mallard
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Price is to good to be true It's always a short sale

Price is to good to be true It's always a short sale Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to make confession bear go away? spend some time on r/new

Want to make confession bear go away? spend some time on r/new Actual Advice Mallard
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Consult family finances with your children It will teach them about money and will be less unhappy if you can't afford everything they want

Consult family finances with your children It will teach them about money and will be less unhappy if you can't afford everything they want Actual Advice Mallard
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Before opening a bag of popped microwave popcorn Open it just a crack and dump out all unpopped kernels

Before opening a bag of popped microwave popcorn Open it just a crack and dump out all unpopped kernels Actual Advice Mallard
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