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If your friends drive a significant distance to see you be courteous and offer to drive your own vehicle around while they're visiting

If your friends drive a significant distance to see you be courteous and offer to drive your own vehicle around while they're visiting Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't spray cologne in the bathroom after you poop Your girlfriend will associate the cologne's scent with the smell of poop and no longer like the cologne

Don't spray cologne in the bathroom after you poop Your girlfriend will associate the cologne's scent with the smell of poop and no longer like the cologne Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't let 4Chan win the Samuel L Jackson top comment If that horrible navy seal copypasta actually wins, they'll be galvanized to start more shit here

Don't let 4Chan win the Samuel L Jackson top comment If that horrible navy seal copypasta actually wins, they'll be galvanized to start more shit here Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone is smoking near you and you don't like the smell, Don't cough and hack to show them how bad it is, move. You are not glued to that spot....

If someone is smoking near you and you don't like the smell, Don't cough and hack to show them how bad it is, move. You are not glued to that spot.... Actual Advice Mallard
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To connect directly to a human operator Hit "0#" multiple times in a row

To connect directly to a human operator Hit
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If you ever go to a theme park and don't want to pay for a locker just take your stuff and claim it as lost and found and pick it up later

If you ever go to a theme park and don't want to pay for a locker just take your stuff and claim it as lost and found and pick it up later Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't wait until the last minute to make Valentines day dinner reservations and order flowers. Instead use 1800 flowers and open table ahead of time.

Don't wait until the last minute to make Valentines day dinner reservations and order flowers. Instead use 1800 flowers and open table ahead of time. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you forget someone's name Just ask them how to spell it when you're getting their info

If you forget someone's name Just ask them how to spell it when you're getting their info Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't stick your dick in crazy

Don't stick your dick in crazy Actual Advice Mallard
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When the baristas ask if you want to leave room for cream, say no, sip it down... And then add cream yourself

When the baristas ask if you want to leave room for cream, say no, sip it down... And then add cream yourself Actual Advice Mallard
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