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Think it's awkward looking someone in the eyes? Look between the eyes or at the nose, they won't notice the difference

Think it's awkward looking someone in the eyes? Look between the eyes or at the nose, they won't notice the difference Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOU DON'T WANT CRUMBS EVERYWHERE FROM NATURE VALLEY BARS BREAK THE BARS INTO SMALL PIECES BEFORE OPENING THEM

IF YOU DON'T WANT CRUMBS EVERYWHERE FROM NATURE VALLEY BARS BREAK THE BARS INTO SMALL PIECES BEFORE OPENING THEM Actual Advice Mallard
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If you say something obvious You'll get on the front page

If you say something obvious You'll get on the front page Actual Advice Mallard
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Want actual confession bears? visit r/imgoingtohellforthis

Want actual confession bears? visit r/imgoingtohellforthis Actual Advice Mallard
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If she often says "don't stop" during sex It's because you have a habit of finishing too soon. Try doing a better job of tending to her needs

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Your family is much more important than your job Even great jobs come and go, but your family is for life.

Your family is much more important than your job Even great jobs come and go, but your family is for life. Actual Advice Mallard
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Feel tired ? Eat an apple

Feel tired ? Eat an apple Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're having trouble taking a piss in a public bathroom Take a deep breath

If you're having trouble taking a piss in a public bathroom Take a deep breath Actual Advice Mallard
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Be polite to your server you'll have a better dining experience and they will greatly appreciate it.

Be polite to your server you'll have a better dining experience and they will greatly appreciate it. Actual Advice Mallard
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tell your mom you love her. then smile and hug her

tell your mom you love her. then smile and hug her Actual Advice Mallard
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