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when you post "look who I ran into" and show a pic of you and a celebrity just say who it was so people who don't know what these "celebrities" look like know whether or not to give a shit

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If You want to change your xbox live gamertag do not get your friends to report it, microsoft caught onto that years ago

If You want to change your xbox live gamertag do not get your friends to report it, microsoft caught onto that years ago  Actual Advice Mallard

NEED KARMA AT NIGHT? VEGEMITE

NEED KARMA AT NIGHT? VEGEMITE  Actual Advice Mallard

don't walk into a Mcdonald's 10 minutes before closing time the staff has already been cleaning up most of the mess, the equipment and besides that: you have to wait quite a while for the food cause there's no more provision

don't walk into a Mcdonald's 10 minutes before closing time the staff has already been cleaning up most of the mess, the equipment and besides that: you have to wait quite a while for the food cause there's no more provision  Actual Advice Mallard

Whenever you're alone in an elevator and think it's safe to fart Don't

Whenever you're alone in an elevator and think it's safe to fart Don't  Actual Advice Mallard

If you type reddit.com/domain/awebsite'surl You get to see all the top links from a specific website

If you type reddit.com/domain/awebsite'surl You get to see all the top links from a specific website  Actual Advice Mallard

want to cure someone of the hiccups? tell them to say the alphabet backwards.

want to cure someone of the hiccups? tell them to say the alphabet backwards.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you feel awkward showing up to a party uninvited Just bring beer and everyone will like you.

If you feel awkward showing up to a party uninvited Just bring beer and everyone will like you.  Actual Advice Mallard

youre a wonderful person and i love you its his loss.

youre a wonderful person and i love you its his loss.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't cover up the ducks' eye when typing in this meme The eye to eye contact gives the message more sincerity and zest

Don't cover up the ducks' eye when typing in this meme The eye to eye contact gives the message more sincerity and zest  Actual Advice Mallard
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