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If a girl doesn't make you wear a condom... she probably didn't make all the other guys wear one either.

If a girl doesn't make you wear a condom... she probably didn't make all the other guys wear one either. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you think someone is going to hurt themselves and you have to leave them Make them promise they wont. They are more likely to not do it if they have a promise to keep.

If you think someone is going to hurt themselves and you have to leave them Make them promise they wont. They are more likely to not do it if they have a promise to keep. Actual Advice Mallard
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sit bent over with your knees on your chest when defecating human anatomy evolved this way

sit bent over with your knees on your chest when defecating human anatomy evolved this way Actual Advice Mallard
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Always look both ways Before Crossing the road

Always look both ways Before Crossing the road Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to get out of the friendzone? Get her to hook you up with her friends, soon she'll start missing the attention. If not, you still get to bang her friends

Want to get out of the friendzone? Get her to hook you up with her friends, soon she'll start missing the attention. If not, you still get to bang her friends Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't have sushi on the first date

Don't have sushi on the first date Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're only nice to girls you want to have sex with Then you're not a nice guy

If you're only nice to girls you want to have sex with Then you're not a nice guy Actual Advice Mallard
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Dont Lend money to your shitty friends

Dont Lend money to your shitty friends Actual Advice Mallard
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Hand write a thank you card instead of sending an email The receiver will usually keep it longer than an email that will most likely be deleted after reading

Hand write a thank you card instead of sending an email The receiver will usually keep it longer than an email that will most likely be deleted after reading Actual Advice Mallard
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When boarding a plane, watch for the end of the line when the zone before you is called Get in line behind them, since your zone will be called next anyway

When boarding a plane, watch for the end of the line when the zone before you is called Get in line behind them, since your zone will be called next anyway Actual Advice Mallard
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