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If you need to chose thhe color of your new ipad get black, it gives you the illusion of a bigger screen than a white one

If you need to chose thhe color of your new ipad get black, it gives you the illusion of a bigger screen than a white one  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have a car full of drugs don't get pulled over

If you have a car full of drugs don't get pulled over  Actual Advice Mallard

Drank too much? drink pedialyte before going to sleep, you will never get a hangover.

Drank too much? drink pedialyte before going to sleep, you will never get a hangover.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to rack up on karma with a repost Title it "the post that brought me to reddit in the first place"

If you want to rack up on karma with a repost Title it

Dialling 112 Will call emergency services in most countries, on a locked phone, on any available network

Dialling 112 Will call emergency services in most countries, on a locked phone, on any available network   Actual Advice Mallard

IF YOU RUN A SMALL BUSINESS AND USE COMIC SANS NO ONE WILL TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY

IF YOU RUN A SMALL BUSINESS AND USE COMIC SANS NO ONE WILL TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY  Actual Advice Mallard

Most fast food restaurants have chicken wraps They are usually good and have fewer calories than most other options

Most fast food restaurants have chicken wraps They are usually good and have fewer calories than most other options  Actual Advice Mallard

Crick in your neck? place palm on the cheek of the side that hurts and turn neck towards your palm. Hold for 15-20 seconds and crick will feel better.

Crick in your neck? place palm on the cheek of the side that hurts and turn neck towards your palm. Hold for 15-20 seconds and crick will feel better.  Actual Advice Mallard

Before pretty girl comes over change the roll ot the expensive toilet paper

Before pretty girl comes over change the roll ot the expensive toilet paper  Actual Advice Mallard

Your girlfriend doesn't like to give you head 'because of the taste'? Next time dip it into lemonade syrup and enjoy

Your girlfriend doesn't like to give you head 'because of the taste'? Next time dip it into lemonade syrup and enjoy  Actual Advice Mallard
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