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If you're a girl and only guys like your photos on Facebook Something is wrong

If you're a girl and only guys like your photos on Facebook Something is wrong  Actual Advice Mallard

Propecia and Rogaine are the only FDA approved baldness treatments And they work about 85% of the time

Propecia and Rogaine are the only FDA approved baldness treatments And they work about 85% of the time  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are trying to live Don't for get to breathe

If you are trying to live Don't for get to breathe  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't go to a restaurant right before it closes Everyone working there will hate you and fuck with your food

Don't go to a restaurant right before it closes  Everyone working there will hate you and fuck with your food  Actual Advice Mallard

Always check behind the waterfall

Always check behind the waterfall  Actual Advice Mallard

have her jerk you off on a regular basis her arm will eventually get so tired that she will sleep with you just to get a rest

have her jerk you off on a regular basis her arm will eventually get so tired that she will sleep with you just to get a rest  Actual Advice Mallard

The one advice my father gave me: You always have to be careful where you put two things, your signature and your dick

The one advice my father gave me: You always have to be careful where you put two things, your signature and your dick  Actual Advice Mallard

you're forgiven but this duck questioned whether or not you meant it

you're forgiven but this duck questioned whether or not you meant it  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want karma, put 'dont upvote' in the title reddit loses its shit when told what to do and will do the opposite

If you want karma, put 'dont upvote' in the title reddit loses its shit when told what to do and will do the opposite   Actual Advice Mallard

If you're in the left lane and being passed on the right while being tailgated You're in the wrong lane

If you're in the left lane and being passed on the right while being tailgated You're in the wrong lane  Actual Advice Mallard
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