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Want to pleasure your boyfriend but don't want to do anything sexual? do something sexual

Want to pleasure your boyfriend but don't want to do anything sexual? do something sexual Actual Advice Mallard
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Hungover and too lazy to workout and sweat out the toxins? Take a hot bath or go to a sauna. be sure to hydrate like crazy and you'll feel wonderful

Hungover and too lazy to workout and sweat out the toxins? Take a hot bath or go to a sauna. be sure to hydrate like crazy and you'll feel wonderful Actual Advice Mallard
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scared of needles? take an extra hot shower before going to the doctor. Your veins will pop up and the nurses will find them faster.

scared of needles? take an extra hot shower before going to the doctor. Your veins will pop up and the nurses will find them faster. Actual Advice Mallard
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Do not go to www.meatspin.com do not get curious do not go there it is burned into my soul.

Do not go to www.meatspin.com do not get curious do not go there it is burned into my soul. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you ever have to ask the question "is it a man or a woman" It is ALWAYS a man!

If you ever have to ask the question
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if you're feeling the need to snack between meals Brush your teeth. it will change the flavor in your mouth and help curb your appetite

if you're feeling the need to snack between meals Brush your teeth. it will change the flavor in your mouth and help curb your appetite Actual Advice Mallard
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If you start seeing a girl who you think is out of your league she is

If you start seeing a girl who you think is out of your league she is Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't refer to other women as whores in front of your girlfriend It will decrease her motivation to whore-out in bed with you

Don't refer to other women as whores in front of your girlfriend It will decrease her motivation to whore-out in bed with you Actual Advice Mallard
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cheap goods from china feature great return policies because return shipping's so high they know you won't send it back

cheap goods from china feature great return policies because return shipping's so high they know you won't send it back Actual Advice Mallard
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Can't get it up? Go down on her. You will relax and get it up and she will think you are a generous lover

Can't get it up? Go down on her. You will relax and get it up and she will think you are a generous lover Actual Advice Mallard
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