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if you keep getting harassed by a cat hire a bigger cat to chase him away

if you keep getting harassed by a cat hire a bigger cat to chase him away Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't murder someone

Don't murder someone Actual Advice Mallard
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Killing someone? Bury a dog at -6 ft, another dog at -12 ft, and the body at -18 ft. The police dog sniffers will think that the dog at -6 ft is a false false positive, and will dig down more until they find another dead dog. They will then assume that th

Killing someone? Bury a dog at -6 ft, another dog at -12 ft, and the body at -18 ft. The police dog sniffers will think that the dog at -6 ft is a false false positive, and will dig down more until they find another dead dog. They will then assume that th Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't smoke while getting pulled over Flicking a cigarette is classified as littering

Don't smoke while getting pulled over Flicking a cigarette is classified as littering Actual Advice Mallard
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Women are very easy to understand If you're attractive and you make a pretty good salary

Women are very easy to understand If you're attractive and you make a pretty good salary Actual Advice Mallard
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if your kid gets something stuck up his nose and you can see it 1. hold kid still 2. put a tiny drop of superglue on the end of a wooden matchstick and gently touch the object 3. wait a few seconds until the glue sets then pull it out

if your kid gets something stuck up his nose and you can see it 1. hold kid still 2. put a tiny drop of superglue on the end of a wooden matchstick and gently touch the object 3. wait a few seconds until the glue sets then pull it out Actual Advice Mallard
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You may have already won One million dollars? no you didn't

You may have already won One million dollars? no you didn't Actual Advice Mallard
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YOU ARE IN THE FRIENDZONE BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY CARE HOW SHE FEELS YOU ARE IN THE FRIENDZONE BECAUSE SHE ONLY CARES HOW YOU MAKE HER FEEL

YOU ARE IN THE FRIENDZONE BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY CARE HOW SHE FEELS YOU ARE IN THE FRIENDZONE BECAUSE SHE ONLY CARES HOW YOU MAKE HER FEEL Actual Advice Mallard
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hola que hace

hola que hace Actual Advice Mallard
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CALL YOUR MOM

CALL YOUR MOM Actual Advice Mallard
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