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Don't double knot your shoes before going to the airport they might get stuck on your feet at security

Don't double knot your shoes before going to the airport they might get stuck on your feet at security  Actual Advice Mallard

Never say "you have too much time on your hands." It's condescending.

Never say

Look at what an employee is doing before you ask them for help The guy pulling freight won't be able to help you find the right size shoes

Look at what an employee is doing before you ask them for help The guy pulling freight won't be able to help you find the right size shoes  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't give up on the Master Chief yet. Wait a year and buy an xbone from ebay. There will literally be thousands of them for sale.

Don't give up on the Master Chief yet.  Wait a year and buy an xbone from ebay. There will literally be thousands of them for sale.  Actual Advice Mallard

It's nice to be important but it's more important to refrain from using cliched adages

It's nice to be important but it's more important to
refrain from using cliched adages  Actual Advice Mallard

There's no reward for working hard unless the work is noticable

There's no reward for working hard unless the work is noticable  Actual Advice Mallard

Stop using this meme To tell people to use common sense

Stop using this meme To tell people to use common sense  Actual Advice Mallard

Discount Tire will fix an air leak for free Even if you don't buy tires from them

Discount Tire will fix an air leak for free Even if you don't buy tires from them  Actual Advice Mallard

Go to Class

Go to  Class  Actual Advice Mallard

To get the bitches Act like your listing to what there saying

To get the bitches Act like your listing to what there saying  Actual Advice Mallard
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