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When a girl says she's cold She wants you to put your arm around her

When a girl says she's cold She wants you to put your arm around her Actual Advice Mallard
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They say nice guys finish last but the usually also finish with a wife and a sweet saving account. Hang in there.

They say nice guys finish last but the usually also finish with a wife and a sweet saving account. Hang in there. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you look at my bill carefully you'll see a dog

If you look at my bill carefully you'll see a dog Actual Advice Mallard
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Pouring room temperature water on your windshield when there is a thin layer of ice will not crack windshield and is easier than scraping

Pouring room temperature water on your windshield when there is a thin layer of ice will not crack windshield and is easier than scraping Actual Advice Mallard
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Do all your shopping with a full bladder The need to urinate will make you hurry up and only purchase things you really need

Do all your shopping with a full bladder The need to urinate will make you hurry up and only purchase things you really need Actual Advice Mallard
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just crusing and swimming ya boi

just crusing and swimming ya boi Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want future employers to take you seriously dont use the e-mail address you made in 8th grade on your resume

If you want future employers to take you seriously dont use the e-mail address you made in 8th grade on your resume Actual Advice Mallard
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Give big tips to waiters and waitresses They work hard for low pay and if anyone deserves it, they do

Give big tips to waiters and waitresses They work hard for low pay and if anyone deserves it, they do Actual Advice Mallard
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don't text while driving even if you have the reflexes of a cat on meth

don't text while driving even if you have the reflexes of a cat on meth Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't be rude to cashiers They are a fucking person

Don't be rude to cashiers They are a fucking person Actual Advice Mallard
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