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Girlfriend: Do you love me even though I'- yes

Girlfriend: Do you love me even though I'- yes  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to know How old a woman is you meet Ask her about the songs she enjoyed as a teenager

If you want to know 
How old a woman is you meet Ask her about the songs she enjoyed as a teenager  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't like your job Get another job

If you don't like your job Get another job  Actual Advice Mallard

If your employer hires college kids on spring break You have a job not a career

If your employer hires college kids on spring break You have a job not a career  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't hang around Avalanche prone areas

Don't hang around Avalanche prone areas  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're in jail, tell them you only eat kosher you'll get better meals

if you're in jail, tell them you only eat kosher you'll get better meals  Actual Advice Mallard

if you want useful advice don't read advice animals; this meme included

if you want useful advice don't read advice animals; this meme included  Actual Advice Mallard

Dirty mouth? Clean it up with orbit gum.

Dirty mouth? Clean it up with orbit gum.  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to make the light turn green? Try sending a text message.

Want to make the light turn green? Try sending a text message.  Actual Advice Mallard

When picking up friends at the airport by car ask them to meet you at the departures section instead of arrivals

When picking up friends at the airport by car ask them to meet you at the departures section instead of arrivals  Actual Advice Mallard
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