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I applied a common sense solution to a common problem GIVE ME KARMA

I applied a common sense solution to a common  problem GIVE ME KARMA  Actual Advice Mallard

It's probably because of undiagnosed depression or anxiety. Get help.

It's probably because of undiagnosed depression or anxiety.  Get help.   Actual Advice Mallard

If you owe somebody money dont let them have to remind you to pay them back

If you owe somebody money dont let them have to remind you to pay them back  Actual Advice Mallard

when making an important life decision use logic and reason instead of silly superstitious means e.g. tarot cards

when making an important life decision use logic and reason instead of silly superstitious means e.g. tarot cards  Actual Advice Mallard

If your girlfriend/wife has been talking about getting pregnant Use your own condoms not hers

If your girlfriend/wife has been talking about getting pregnant  Use your own condoms not hers  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to keep your eyes intact Don't go into /r/spacedicks

If you want to keep your eyes intact Don't go into /r/spacedicks  Actual Advice Mallard

Something flying at your head? DUCK

Something flying at your head? DUCK  Actual Advice Mallard

If you deliver food and want a good tip Don't make me wait an hour for a pizza

If you deliver food and want a good tip Don't make me wait an hour for a pizza  Actual Advice Mallard

Always need to get up and piss in the middle of the night? don't start a new beer less than 2 hours before bedtime

Always need to get up and piss in the middle of the night? don't start a new beer less than 2 hours before bedtime  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to feel better about yourself? help someone else

Want to feel better about yourself? help someone else  Actual Advice Mallard
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