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Have everyone set their phones in the middle of the table First one to pick theirs up pays the check

Have everyone set their phones in the middle of the table First one to pick theirs up pays the check Actual Advice Mallard
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Too many calories? Throw up is a get out of jail free card

Too many calories? Throw up is a get out of jail free card Actual Advice Mallard
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When visiting amusement parks Ask for cups of water not bottles. It's free and they have to give it to you

When visiting amusement parks Ask for cups of water not bottles. It's free and they have to give it to you Actual Advice Mallard
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If you somehow manage to get away with murder don't confess to it on the internet

If you somehow manage to get away with murder don't confess to it on the internet Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't fap with shampoo without water

Don't fap with shampoo without water Actual Advice Mallard
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If you can never spell a particular word correctly, Remove it from the autocorrect list in word

If you can never spell a particular word correctly, Remove it from the autocorrect list in word Actual Advice Mallard
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Make your own sub-reddit subscribe to it, and post to it.

Make your own sub-reddit subscribe to it, and post to it. Actual Advice Mallard
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When calling a store to see if a product is in stock, make sure they do a physical check If they only check the system and their system is wrong, you may end up wasting a lot of your time driving to the store

When calling a store to see if a product is in stock, make sure they do a physical check If they only check the system and their system is wrong, you may end up wasting a lot of your time driving to the store Actual Advice Mallard
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Treat others how you think they would like to be treated by you. NOT how you would like them to treat you. They are not you.

Treat others how you think they would like to be treated by you. NOT how you would like them to treat you. They are not you. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you use google chrom ctrl + shift + n

If you use google chrom ctrl + shift + n Actual Advice Mallard
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