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You know they will say yes Ask because you want them to say yes

You know they will say yes Ask because you want them to say yes Actual Advice Mallard
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When schmoozing at a cocktail party Hold your cold drink with you left hand so you can shake with your warm right hand

When schmoozing at a cocktail party Hold your cold drink with you left hand so you can shake with your warm right hand Actual Advice Mallard
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Duck watching is solid entertainment Visit your local duck pond today

Duck watching is solid entertainment Visit your local duck pond today Actual Advice Mallard
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You can't get a girl pregnant While getting a blowjob

You can't get a girl pregnant While getting a blowjob Actual Advice Mallard
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if you ever travel back in time, don't step on anything even the slightest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine

if you ever travel back in time, don't step on anything even the slightest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine Actual Advice Mallard
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Tired of the "LE REDDIT ARMY" youtube posts? Search their youtube name on reddit. If it matches, downvote everything they posted

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want to lose weight? only eat food you cook in the oven, you'll eat less if it's a pain in the ass.

want to lose weight? only eat food you cook in the oven, you'll eat less if it's a pain in the ass. Actual Advice Mallard
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Blister? Use a panty liner instead of a band-aid

Blister? Use a panty liner instead of a band-aid Actual Advice Mallard
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When passing a homeless person asking for spare change don’t ignore them and avoid eye contact At least acknowledge their existence with a “no sorry”, most will appreciate this

When passing a homeless person asking for spare change don’t ignore them and avoid eye contact At least acknowledge their existence with a “no sorry”, most will appreciate this Actual Advice Mallard
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Actual Advice Mallard has the highest chance of making it to the front page

Actual Advice Mallard has the highest chance of making it to the front page Actual Advice Mallard
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