Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't want to be mugged Don't go

If you don't want to be mugged Don't go  Actual Advice Mallard

When someone calls "Shotgun" yell "Rosa Parks" so you can sit in the seat and refuse to move

When someone calls

If you roll your clothes instead of folding them you will have more room in your suitcase

If you roll your clothes instead of folding them you will have more room in your suitcase   Actual Advice Mallard

Sore throat? Take a can of tomato soup (sugar free), add a canful of water, two cloves of finely minced garlic, 1 tsp cayanne pepper, and a splash of lemon. Warm on stove. Sip.

Sore throat? Take a can of tomato soup (sugar free), add a canful of water, two cloves of finely minced garlic, 1 tsp cayanne pepper, and a splash of lemon. Warm on stove. Sip.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't park illegally.

 Don't park illegally.  Actual Advice Mallard

Put toilet paper in the toilet before you poop it will prevent splashback

Put toilet paper in the toilet before you poop it will prevent splashback  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't know how to use memes correctly Your gonna have a bad time

If you don't know how to use memes correctly Your gonna have a bad time  Actual Advice Mallard

Take a photo of your license plate with your phone you won't have to run out to the parking lot when it's needed for forms

Take a photo of your license plate with your phone you won't have to run out to the parking lot when it's needed for forms  Actual Advice Mallard

maturity is more about life experiences than it is about age

maturity is more about life experiences than it is about age  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have a metal shift knob in arizona Put a sock over it like a condom

If you have a metal shift knob in arizona Put a sock over it like a condom  Actual Advice Mallard
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