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Offer to give her your number If she is interested, she'll call

Offer to give her your number If she is interested, she'll call Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't ever say "but dad was doing it so why can't I?" when you get in trouble It'll never work and will just force your more "lenient" parent to stop doing cool things around/with you

Don't ever say
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When you are in the left lane and a cop is behind get out of his way They usually won't pull you over because they have somewhere to be, the ones in the right lanes are the ones you have to watch out for.

When you are in the left lane and a cop is behind get out of his way They usually won't pull you over because they have somewhere to be, the ones in the right lanes are the ones you have to watch out for. Actual Advice Mallard
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sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats you

sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats you Actual Advice Mallard
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if you don't want teens to use this meme at least use proper grammar.

if you don't want teens to use this meme at least use proper grammar. Actual Advice Mallard
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don't fart in the shower the heat from the shower keeps the smell lingering

don't fart in the shower the heat from the shower keeps the smell lingering Actual Advice Mallard
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Dating a strong woman won't make you weak She'll only make you stronger

Dating a strong woman won't make you weak She'll only make you stronger Actual Advice Mallard
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It's only Awkward If you make it Awkward

It's only Awkward If you make it Awkward Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're an adult Get a job

If you're an adult Get a job Actual Advice Mallard
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Stop procrastinating

Stop procrastinating Actual Advice Mallard
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