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Put chocolate in the fridge It tastes awesome when it's cold and hard

Put chocolate in the fridge It tastes awesome when it's cold and hard Actual Advice Mallard
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don't use soap daily it's better for your skin

don't use soap daily it's better for your skin Actual Advice Mallard
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always Look both ways before you cross the street it will save your life at somepoint

always Look both ways before you cross the street it will save your life at somepoint Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't Forget There are 13 days til Father's Day.

Don't Forget There are 13 days til Father's Day. Actual Advice Mallard
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You're raising Hitler, Motherfuckers Do your job

You're raising Hitler, Motherfuckers Do your job Actual Advice Mallard
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If you see a fat lady at walmart Don't congratulate her in the pregnancy...

If you see a fat lady at walmart Don't congratulate her in the pregnancy... Actual Advice Mallard
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If bizarre murders start happening in your town Tell the police to check Reddit

If bizarre murders start happening in your town Tell the police to check Reddit Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want a Venti coffee at Starbucks but only have money for a Grande Ask them to pour your grande in a venti cup, 9 of 10 times, it's filled almost to the top

If you want a Venti coffee at Starbucks but only have money for a Grande Ask them to pour your grande in a venti cup, 9 of 10 times, it's filled almost to the top Actual Advice Mallard
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See a girl drunk at a party rape her

See a girl drunk at a party rape her Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're being attacked and don't have mace Raid bug spray or easy-off oven cleaner work even better

if you're being attacked and don't have mace Raid bug spray or easy-off oven cleaner work even better Actual Advice Mallard
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