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Used a permanent marker on a whiteboard? Cover it up using a dry erase marker, wait a couple minutes, and wipe it all off!

Used a permanent marker on a whiteboard? Cover it up using a dry erase marker, wait a couple minutes, and wipe it all off! Actual Advice Mallard
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When googling duran duran just type duran, the results are the same

When googling duran duran just type duran, the results are the same Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't try doing something when you're pissed off You'll duck something up

Don't try doing something when you're pissed off You'll duck something up Actual Advice Mallard
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don't make firm, solid arguments rooted in facts an logic on reddit it's a waste of your fucking TIME

don't make firm, solid arguments rooted in facts an logic on reddit it's a waste of your fucking TIME Actual Advice Mallard
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PUT YOUR PENIS IN SOME TYPE OF RESTRAINT FOR THE PURPOSES OF SELF-GRATIFICATION INSERT POPCORN KERNELS INTO YOUR URETHRA AND DRINK HYDROGEN PEROXIDE YOU PHO-SLURPING VIETCUNT

PUT YOUR PENIS IN SOME TYPE OF RESTRAINT FOR THE PURPOSES OF SELF-GRATIFICATION INSERT POPCORN KERNELS INTO YOUR URETHRA AND DRINK HYDROGEN PEROXIDE YOU PHO-SLURPING VIETCUNT Actual Advice Mallard
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If you haven't been flossing regularly Don't bother flirting with the dental hygienist

If you haven't been flossing regularly Don't bother flirting with the dental hygienist Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're single and you move into an apartment with a couple Preferably find 2 okay looking lesbians

If you're single and you move into an apartment with a couple Preferably find 2 okay looking lesbians Actual Advice Mallard
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If a girl looks tired dont tell her. most times, she's just not wearing makeup.

If a girl looks tired dont tell her. most times, she's just not wearing makeup. Actual Advice Mallard
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STOP TALKING ABOUT THE WBC YOURE ONLY GIVING THEM MORE ATTENTION

STOP TALKING ABOUT THE WBC YOURE ONLY GIVING THEM MORE ATTENTION Actual Advice Mallard
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Buy your mother/long-term girlfriend a charm bracelet You can give her charms for any occasion later on when you have no other ideas

Buy your mother/long-term girlfriend a charm bracelet You can give her charms for any occasion later on when you have no other ideas Actual Advice Mallard
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