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Need to know what a word means when typing in MS Word? Press SHIFT+F7 to load the thesaurus to find other words with the same meaning

Need to know what a word means when typing in MS Word? Press SHIFT+F7 to load the thesaurus to find other words with the same meaning  Actual Advice Mallard

Call your mom

Call your mom  Actual Advice Mallard

When throwing a punch Always remember to tuck in your thumbs It can result in a broken thumb and getting your ass beat

When throwing a punch Always remember to tuck in your thumbs It can result in a broken thumb and getting your ass beat  Actual Advice Mallard

Burn your finger? Touch the affected finger/fingers to your ear

Burn your finger? Touch the affected finger/fingers to your ear  Actual Advice Mallard

microwaved a pizza pocket? do not try to eat it straight away

microwaved a pizza pocket? do not try to eat it straight away  Actual Advice Mallard

If you keep your mouth closed while chopping onions You wont cry

If you keep your mouth closed while chopping onions You wont cry  Actual Advice Mallard

WHY THE FUCK DOES A DUCK GIVE ADVICE?

WHY THE FUCK DOES A DUCK GIVE ADVICE?  Actual Advice Mallard

put toilet paper in toilet before pooping prevents spalsh to your ass

put toilet paper in toilet before pooping prevents spalsh to your ass  Actual Advice Mallard

Tell Your parents you have diarrhea they wont check

Tell Your parents you have diarrhea  they wont check  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't date women who tell you not to worry about another guy because he is like a brother to her It will reduce how often you get cheated on

Don't date women who tell you not to worry about another guy because he is like a brother to her It will reduce how often you get cheated on  Actual Advice Mallard
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