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Think you may be pregnant? Test at least two days in a row after a negative test as the hormone that indicates pregnancy doubles every 24 hours in first trimester.

Think you may be pregnant? Test at least two days in a row after a negative test as the hormone that indicates pregnancy doubles every 24 hours in first trimester. Actual Advice Mallard
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If your significant other becomes baby hungry Get a puppy or kitten to satisfy their instinct to nurture

If your significant other becomes baby hungry Get a puppy or kitten to satisfy their instinct to nurture Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want a next-gen gaming experience buy a Playstation 4 The Xbox One is a glorified cable box

If you want a next-gen gaming experience buy a Playstation 4 The Xbox One is a glorified cable box Actual Advice Mallard
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Driving an expensive car Does not make you exempt from traffic rules

Driving an expensive car Does not make you exempt from traffic rules Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are going to make an Actual Advice Mallard, make sure it's... Not just common sense

If you are going to make an Actual Advice Mallard, make sure it's... Not just common sense Actual Advice Mallard
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80% of humans are suffering from emotional cancer cancer grows in anaerobic (no oxygen) climate. Air out your feelings with yourself. Be honest.

80% of humans are suffering from emotional cancer cancer grows in anaerobic (no oxygen) climate. Air out your feelings with yourself. Be honest. Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOU'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WITH YOUR S/O, DON'T COMPLAIN TO YOUR PARENTS ABOUT THEM complain to reddit, you'll get more honest opinions

IF YOU'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WITH YOUR S/O, DON'T COMPLAIN TO YOUR PARENTS ABOUT THEM complain to reddit, you'll get more honest opinions Actual Advice Mallard
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If at work you receive flowers anonymously, Take them home just in case your S.O. is testing your fidelity.

If at work you receive flowers anonymously, Take them home just in case your S.O. is testing your fidelity. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't let your girlfriend tell her problems to another guy. A shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on.

Don't let your girlfriend tell her problems to another guy. A shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you must drive in bad weather Stay far behind other vehicles in case they, or you, lose control

If you must drive in bad weather Stay far behind other vehicles in case they, or you, lose control Actual Advice Mallard
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