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stay away from free-to-play mobile games they are designed with unfair rules so you will spend money to "cheat"

stay away from free-to-play mobile games they are designed with unfair rules so you will spend money to

IF YOU HAVE THE REFRIGERATOR DOOR OPEN DON'T FART

IF YOU HAVE THE REFRIGERATOR DOOR OPEN DON'T FART  Actual Advice Mallard

Beard won't stop itching? Make sure you shampoo it when taking a shower, the itching will stop.

Beard won't stop itching? Make sure you shampoo it when taking a shower, the itching will stop.  Actual Advice Mallard

When you can't get your head comfortable try using a blanket instead of a pillow it can be easily adjusted just the way you want

When you can't get your head comfortable  try using a blanket instead of a pillow
it can be easily adjusted just the way you want  Actual Advice Mallard

Respect yourself enough TO GET THE FUCK OUT

Respect yourself enough TO GET THE FUCK OUT  Actual Advice Mallard

When you answer the phone at work write down the person's name right away

When you answer the phone at work write down the person's name right away  Actual Advice Mallard

sick of paying for drinks & appetizers every time you hang out with friends? buy a kegerator and learn how to host a good party. you will save a lot of money and people will love you.

sick of paying for drinks & appetizers every time you hang out with friends? buy a kegerator and learn how to host a good party. you will save a lot of money and people will love you.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have sex with someone with HIV, see your Dr. immediately Antiretrovirals given in the first 72 hrs prevent HIV infection

If you have sex with someone with HIV, see your Dr. immediately Antiretrovirals given in the first 72 hrs prevent HIV infection  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to let him know you're in the mood Just touch it

If you want to let him know you're in the mood Just touch it  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have a dream about cheating on your girlfriend don't tell her

If you have a dream about cheating on your girlfriend don't tell her   Actual Advice Mallard
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