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Need to get something done? Temporarily block reddit with the Chrome Website Blocker app.

Need to get something done? Temporarily block reddit with the Chrome Website Blocker app.  Actual Advice Mallard

When your girlfriend is watching reality shows on Bravo put down any sharp objects as you'll want to stab yourself in the eye

When your girlfriend is watching reality shows on Bravo put down any sharp objects as you'll want to stab yourself in the eye  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't Go On r/spacedicks no matter how curious you are

Don't Go On r/spacedicks no matter how curious you are  Actual Advice Mallard

If you can get something done today Fucking get it done today

If you can get something done today
 Fucking get it done today  Actual Advice Mallard

Being stupid isn't funny but, Being smart and having stupid shit happen to you is fucking hilarious

Being stupid isn't funny but, Being smart and having stupid shit happen to you is fucking hilarious  Actual Advice Mallard

Problems getting fitted sheets on your bed? Get ones with vertical or horizontal stripes, so you know which way they go on easily.

Problems getting fitted sheets on your bed? Get ones with vertical or horizontal stripes, so you know which way they go on easily.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't ever get married

 Don't ever get married  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't Stick your dick in crazy

Don't Stick your dick in crazy  Actual Advice Mallard

Set your alarm half hour early and take a caffeine pill wake up to second alarm without drowsiness and ready to work

Set your alarm half hour early and take a caffeine pill wake up to second alarm without drowsiness and ready to work  Actual Advice Mallard

10 steps to overcome depression: 1. Do something for someone else. 2. Repeat step 1, 9 more times.

10 steps to overcome depression: 1. Do something for someone else. 2. Repeat step 1, 9 more times.  Actual Advice Mallard
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