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Sore Throat? dissolve a cough drop in hot water and drink it like tea. It will sooth your throat, not just your mouth.

Sore Throat? dissolve a cough drop in hot water and drink it like tea. It will sooth your throat, not just your mouth.  Actual Advice Mallard

IF you are suffering from a runny nose, chew gum. It will force you to breathe through your nose and stop the running.

IF you are suffering from a runny nose, chew gum. It will force you to breathe through your nose and stop the running.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't be a jerk to your customer service rep a pleasant, polite person will get my fastest, most efficient service

Don't be a jerk to your customer service rep a pleasant, polite person will get my fastest, most efficient service  Actual Advice Mallard

Women don't find it endearing When you talk about them like you're narrating a nature documentary

Women don't find it endearing When you talk about them like you're narrating a nature documentary  Actual Advice Mallard

When posting a meme to reddit post it on imgur or quickmeme,any one using RES will appreciate it

When posting a meme to reddit post it on imgur or quickmeme,any one using 
RES will appreciate it  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are making a game Make sure your computer can actually play the game

If you are making a game Make sure your computer can actually play the game  Actual Advice Mallard

Having trouble seeing in the dark? Don't look directly at what you're trying to see. Your peripheral vision is much more effective in low light situations.

Having trouble seeing in the dark? Don't look directly at what you're trying to see. Your peripheral vision is much more effective in low light situations.  Actual Advice Mallard

If your wife doesn't want to have sex with you make her think you're cheating on her

If your wife doesn't want to have sex with you make her think you're cheating on her  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're thinking about moving to another state for a man DON'T.

If you're thinking about moving to another state for a man DON'T.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you feel compelled to make an overly attached girlfriend meme Run

If you feel compelled to make an overly attached girlfriend meme Run  Actual Advice Mallard
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