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don't get discouraged by what people on the internet say they're full of shit and don't care about you  Actual Advice Mallard

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If you're thinking of getting back together with your Ex Don't!  Actual Advice Mallard

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Work out You will feel better, look better and live a longer life  Actual Advice Mallard

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Rock back and forth while taking a shit and the poop will come out more easily

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