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If the other person keeps checking their phone they aren't that into you. Don't schedule a second date.

If the other person keeps checking their phone they aren't that into you. Don't schedule a second date. Actual Advice Mallard
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Never put dish soap In a dishwasher

Never put dish soap In a dishwasher Actual Advice Mallard
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Freeze your Chocolate Treats They take longer to eat so each one will satisfy your craving more

Freeze your Chocolate Treats They take longer to eat so each one will satisfy your craving more Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't touch your dick after chopping jalapenos

Don't touch your dick after chopping jalapenos Actual Advice Mallard
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less than one month until free 7/11 slurpees

less than one month until free 7/11 slurpees Actual Advice Mallard
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If you wish to be considered a strong, independent woman Don't flirt around in bars to get free drinks.

If you wish to be considered a strong, independent woman Don't flirt around in bars to get free drinks. Actual Advice Mallard
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check the comments There's a good chance someone knows more than a duck

check the comments There's a good chance someone knows more than a duck Actual Advice Mallard
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If you French fry when you're supposed to pizza You're gunna have a bad time

If you French fry when you're supposed to pizza You're gunna have a bad time Actual Advice Mallard
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If u want to participate in an Ama, just be there on time go to /r/IAmA/ there's a whole list with the upcomimg amas with date and time on the side

If u want to participate in an Ama, just be there on time go to /r/IAmA/ there's a whole list with the upcomimg amas with date and time on the side Actual Advice Mallard
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Just because I listen to you ramble on about people Doesn't mean i agree with you!

Just because I listen to you ramble on about people Doesn't mean i agree with you! Actual Advice Mallard
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