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Don't like the Xbox One? Cancel your Live account on 6/11, send a message from your wallet to Microsofts.

Don't like the Xbox One? Cancel your Live account on 6/11, send a message from your wallet to Microsofts. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're thirsty Drink water.

If you're thirsty Drink water. Actual Advice Mallard
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don't proudly say that you hate entire genres of music you absolutely will find something you like in every genre at some point, and until then you'll seem like an elitist asshole.

don't proudly say that you hate entire genres of music you absolutely will find something you like in every genre at some point, and until then you'll seem like an elitist asshole. Actual Advice Mallard
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You shouldn't take a puppy home until it is at least eight weeks old Learning proper socialization, bite inhibition, etc. with the mother and rest of the litter is crucial and its absence will lead to problems down the road.

You shouldn't take a puppy home until it is at least eight weeks old Learning proper socialization, bite inhibition, etc. with the mother and rest of the litter is crucial and its absence will lead to problems down the road. Actual Advice Mallard
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When visiting your parents, always make sure your gas tank is near empty If they offer to fill it up, you'll get your money's worth

When visiting your parents, always make sure your gas tank is near empty If they offer to fill it up, you'll get your money's worth Actual Advice Mallard
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If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it Actual Advice Mallard
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you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friend's nose

you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friend's nose Actual Advice Mallard
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Put a single sheet of toilet paper in the bowl It will act as extra surface tension reducing splash

Put a single sheet of toilet paper in the bowl It will act as extra surface tension reducing splash Actual Advice Mallard
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When you eat at a Vietnamese restaurant buy an extra bahn-mi for later they're fucking $2.75

When you eat at a Vietnamese restaurant buy an extra bahn-mi for later they're fucking $2.75 Actual Advice Mallard
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Just Break up with them first Don't hurt their feeling by cheating do the right thing and call it quits

Just Break up with them first Don't hurt their feeling by cheating do the right thing and call it quits Actual Advice Mallard
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