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If the door was closed when you walked in Close it when you leave

If the door was closed when you walked in Close it when you leave  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to feel more motivated stop masturbating so much

If you want to feel more motivated stop masturbating so much  Actual Advice Mallard

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if she says he is just a friend she is a lying fucking whore  Actual Advice Mallard

If you can't find any clean dishes in your kitchen and the dishwasher is already full of dirty ones Take a dirty dish out, clean it, and start the fucking dishwasher

If you can't find any clean dishes in your kitchen and the dishwasher is already full of dirty ones Take a dirty dish out, clean it, and start the fucking dishwasher  Actual Advice Mallard

if you want to quit smoking don't stop smoking. stop buying cigarettes. you can't smoke if you don't have cigarettes.

if you want to quit smoking don't stop smoking. stop buying cigarettes. you can't smoke if you don't have cigarettes.  Actual Advice Mallard

Have a good idea? make a meme

Have a good idea? make a meme  Actual Advice Mallard

Store dairy products like sour cream and yogurt upside down it creates a tight seal to keep them fresh long past the expiry date

Store dairy products like sour cream and yogurt upside down it creates a tight seal to keep them fresh long past the expiry date  Actual Advice Mallard

You want to get a lot of karma? Post what you can. 2 points a day can add up in a year

You want to get a lot of karma? Post what you can. 2 points a day can add up in a year  Actual Advice Mallard

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Get Windows 8 and learn how to use it  Actual Advice Mallard
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