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before you go to a miguel concert make sure you have insurance

before you go to a miguel concert make sure you have insurance  Actual Advice Mallard

Post something about breaking up with scumbag sally

Post something about breaking up with scumbag sally  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't go to a college you can't afford

Don't go to a college  you can't afford  Actual Advice Mallard

Make a new reddit account on your next birthday So you never forget your cake day

Make a new reddit account on your next birthday So you never forget your cake day  Actual Advice Mallard

don't use this meme to prove other people wrong that's not what it's for

don't use this meme to prove other people wrong that's not what it's for  Actual Advice Mallard

IF YOU RIDE MOTORCYCLES TRY TO AVOID THE TAR SQUIGGLES ON THE ROAD

IF YOU RIDE MOTORCYCLES TRY TO AVOID THE TAR SQUIGGLES ON THE ROAD  Actual Advice Mallard

If you constantly complain about minor incidents at a public facility You should probably not show up in the first place

If you constantly complain about minor incidents at a public facility You should probably not show up in the first place  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're uncircumcised and about to urinate Pull the skin back, it will allow the fluids to come out faster.

If you're uncircumcised and about to urinate Pull the skin back, it will allow the fluids to come out faster.  Actual Advice Mallard

To find a cart that doesn't have borked wheels at a store grab one that was left in the parking lot. It was used because it had good wheels.

To find a cart that doesn't have borked wheels at a store grab one that was left in the parking lot. It was used because it had good wheels.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are going to buy bananas Spend the extra 3 cents to get organic, they taste better

If you are going to buy bananas Spend the extra 3 cents to get organic, they taste better   Actual Advice Mallard
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