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Brush your teeth Before you put on your freshly dry cleaned suit

Brush your teeth Before you put on your freshly dry cleaned suit  Actual Advice Mallard

WD40 is fucking awesome Use it

WD40 is fucking awesome Use it  Actual Advice Mallard

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Use Reddit as a reward when you get something done Not as a way to procrastinate doing it

Use Reddit as a reward when you get something done Not  as a way to procrastinate doing it  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't want anyone to share your secrets Don't tell anyone your secrets

If you don't want anyone to share your secrets Don't tell anyone your secrets  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't up vote post on /r/funny because you think it will make other people laugh only up vote if it made you genuinely laugh. It will produce better content.

Don't up vote post on /r/funny because you think it will make other people laugh  only up vote if it made you genuinely laugh. It will produce better content.   Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to escape the friend zone stop acting like a friend

If you want to escape the friend zone stop acting like a friend  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't become an alcoholic Because then you might have to stop drinking

Don't become an alcoholic Because then you might have to stop drinking  Actual Advice Mallard

if you want your creepy pm's to be responded to on Gone wild try gonewildplus

if you want your creepy pm's to be responded to on Gone wild try gonewildplus  Actual Advice Mallard

If you can't find the nearest trash cans for your chips Save the last couple and give them to a friend

If you can't find the nearest trash cans for your chips Save the last couple and give them to a friend  Actual Advice Mallard
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