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If you are underage going into a club that Exes your hands put chapstick on the back of your hands, the sharpie will wipe right off

If you are underage going into a club that Exes your hands put chapstick on the back of your hands, the sharpie will wipe right off  Actual Advice Mallard

Both costo and sam's club sell bulk lucky charms marshmallows

Both costo and sam's club sell bulk lucky charms marshmallows  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're taking a dump in a public restroom line the surface of the water with TP to preventplopping sounds

if you're taking a dump in a public restroom line the surface of the water with TP to preventplopping sounds  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want karma for a project you made Put the company name in the title

If you want karma for a project you made Put the company name in the title  Actual Advice Mallard

Pimple? Apply toothpaste to it for half an hour. It will dry the zit out.

Pimple? Apply toothpaste to it for half an hour. It will dry the zit out.  Actual Advice Mallard

To get string back into the hoodie use an untwisted wire hanger put it through the hole, tie the string to the end and pull back through

To get string back into the hoodie use an untwisted wire hanger put it through the hole, tie the string to the end and pull back through  Actual Advice Mallard

Subreddit won't let you downvote the content? Untick "use subreddit style" on the right hand side

Subreddit won't let you downvote the content? Untick

want to make your essay longer? Make all of the periods a few sizes larger

want to make your essay longer? Make all of the periods a few sizes larger   Actual Advice Mallard

If you wish to donate to help the victims Beware of scammers

If you wish to donate to help the victims Beware of scammers  Actual Advice Mallard

Be excellent to each other. Party on, dudes!

Be excellent to each other. Party on, dudes!  Actual Advice Mallard
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