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If you wonder if everyone else is an asshole, or if you're a bitch You're a bitch

If you wonder if everyone else is an asshole, or if you're a bitch You're a bitch Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't trust everything I say I'm written by people and people are fallible

Don't trust everything I say I'm written by people and people are fallible Actual Advice Mallard
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Never choose a college based on where someone else is going most high school relationships fail, but college will affect the rest of your life

Never choose a college based on where someone else is going most high school relationships fail, but college will affect the rest of your life Actual Advice Mallard
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If you find an old Beatles record and try to play it backwards you'll ruin it.

If you find an old Beatles record and try to play it backwards you'll ruin it. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're going out drinking Leave a glass of water beside your bed. When you wake up dehydrated you wont have to get out of bed.

If you're going out drinking Leave a glass of water beside your bed. When you wake up dehydrated you wont have to get out of bed. Actual Advice Mallard
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On a job application for your desired rate of pay put 'negotiable' or 'open' So you don't sound picky and you'll have a higher chance of being interviewed

On a job application for your desired rate of pay put 'negotiable' or 'open' So you don't sound picky and you'll have a higher chance of being interviewed Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't have a girlfriend this valentines Day? Turn off your computer

Don't have a girlfriend this valentines Day? Turn off your computer Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want good quality food. Don't come into a restaurant 10 minutes before they close.

If you want good quality food. Don't come into a restaurant 10 minutes before they close. Actual Advice Mallard
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Stinky Vagina? eat pineapple and wash with exfoliating scrub

Stinky Vagina? eat pineapple and wash with exfoliating scrub Actual Advice Mallard
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can't find anything good on netflix? search for stuff on instantwatcher.com. what you see on the main netflix page is only a fraction of what's available.

can't find anything good on netflix? search for stuff on instantwatcher.com. what you see on the main netflix page is only a fraction of what's available. Actual Advice Mallard
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